Season 9
🎬 24 Episodes 📅 2011 ⏱ 21 min
A carefree bachelor's glamorous lifestyle collapses when his newly divorced brother and young son move into his Malibu beach house. Two and a Half Men captures the comedic collision between a man raised to chase pleasure and the unexpected weight of family obligation that transforms him. What begins as an intrusion becomes an unlikely journey of rediscovery, where cynicism meets innocence and self-interest quietly surrenders to something deeper than he ever imagined.
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📊 Season Stats
24
Episodes
2011
Year
21
min / ep
8.4
Watch Hours
9/12
Season No.
⭐ 6.0
Best Episode
Ep. 9 · Frodo's Headshots
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🎬 Episodes 24 episodes
1
⭐ 4.8
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Eddie Gorodetsky
2
⭐ 5.2
People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Eddie Gorodetsky
3
⭐ 5.1
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
4
⭐ 4.4
Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
5
⭐ 5.3
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ David Richardson
6
⭐ 5.0
The Squat and Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ David Richardson
7
⭐ 5.3
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
8
⭐ 5.8
Thank You for the Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
9
⭐ 6.0
Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ David Richardson
10
⭐ 5.3
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
11
⭐ 5.5
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
12
⭐ 5.0
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
13
⭐ 5.2
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
14
⭐ 5.5
A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Susan McMartin
15
⭐ 5.3
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
16
⭐ 5.7
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
17
⭐ 4.2
Not in My Mouth!
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
18
⭐ 4.9
The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
19
⭐ 4.8
Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
20
⭐ 4.6
Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
21
⭐ 5.7
Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Lee Aronsohn
22
⭐ 6.0
Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
23
⭐ 5.2
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
24
⭐ 5.7
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre