Season 7
🎬 22 Episodes 📅 2009 ⏱ 21 min
A carefree bachelor's glamorous lifestyle collapses when his newly divorced brother and young son move into his Malibu beach house. Two and a Half Men captures the comedic collision between a man raised to chase pleasure and the unexpected weight of family obligation that transforms him. What begins as an intrusion becomes an unlikely journey of rediscovery, where cynicism meets innocence and self-interest quietly surrenders to something deeper than he ever imagined.
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📊 Season Stats
22
Episodes
2009
Year
21
min / ep
7.7
Watch Hours
7/12
Season No.
⭐ 7.6
Best Episode
Ep. 6 · Give Me Your Thumb
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🎬 Episodes 22 episodes
1
⭐ 7.5
818-JKLPUZO
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
2
⭐ 7.4
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Mark Roberts
3
⭐ 7.3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
4
⭐ 7.3
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Eddie Gorodetsky
5
⭐ 7.2
For the Sake of the Child
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
6
⭐ 7.6
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
7
⭐ 7.5
Untainted by Filth
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
8
⭐ 6.7
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
9
⭐ 7.5
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
10
⭐ 6.5
That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
11
⭐ 7.5
Warning, It's Dirty
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
12
⭐ 7.4
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
13
⭐ 6.4
Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
14
⭐ 7.2
Crude and Uncalled For
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
15
⭐ 6.1
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
16
⭐ 6.1
Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
17
⭐ 5.9
I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
18
⭐ 6.6
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
19
⭐ 6.5
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Don Foster
20
⭐ 6.3
I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
21
⭐ 7.6
Gumby with a Pokey
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ David Richardson
22
⭐ 6.2
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
🎬 Lee Aronsohn ✍️ Chuck Lorre