Season 11
🎬 22 Episodes 📅 2013 ⏱ 21 min
A carefree bachelor's glamorous lifestyle collapses when his newly divorced brother and young son move into his Malibu beach house. Two and a Half Men captures the comedic collision between a man raised to chase pleasure and the unexpected weight of family obligation that transforms him. What begins as an intrusion becomes an unlikely journey of rediscovery, where cynicism meets innocence and self-interest quietly surrenders to something deeper than he ever imagined.
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📊 Season Stats
22
Episodes
2013
Year
21
min / ep
7.7
Watch Hours
11/12
Season No.
⭐ 6.5
Best Episode
Ep. 19 · Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding…
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🎬 Episodes 22 episodes
1
⭐ 5.8
Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
2
⭐ 5.0
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
3
⭐ 5.8
This Unblessed Biscuit
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
4
⭐ 5.3
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her f…
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
5
⭐ 5.3
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Steve Tompkins
6
⭐ 5.3
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jon Cryer
7
⭐ 6.1
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Steve Tompkins
8
⭐ 5.5
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
9
⭐ 5.1
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Tim Kelleher
10
⭐ 5.1
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jeff Lowell
11
⭐ 5.2
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Vallely
12
⭐ 5.8
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Leslie Schapira
13
⭐ 4.8
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Vallely
14
⭐ 4.7
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
15
⭐ 5.8
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Vallely
16
⭐ 6.3
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Vallely
17
⭐ 5.2
Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Saladin K. Patterson
18
⭐ 5.2
West Side Story
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
19
⭐ 6.5
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jeff Lowell
20
⭐ 5.9
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Steve Tompkins
21
⭐ 5.0
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
22
⭐ 5.4
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Vallely