Season 12
🎬 16 Episodes 📅 2014 ⏱ 21 min Ended ✅
A carefree bachelor's glamorous lifestyle collapses when his newly divorced brother and young son move into his Malibu beach house. Two and a Half Men captures the comedic collision between a man raised to chase pleasure and the unexpected weight of family obligation that transforms him. What begins as an intrusion becomes an unlikely journey of rediscovery, where cynicism meets innocence and self-interest quietly surrenders to something deeper than he ever imagined.
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16
Episodes
2014
Year
21
min / ep
5.6
Watch Hours
12/12
Season No.
⭐ 5.7
Best Episode
Ep. 1 · The Ol' Mexican Spinac…
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🎬 Episodes 16 episodes
1
⭐ 5.7
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Warren Belle
2
⭐ 4.9
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
3
⭐ 5.4
Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Saladin K. Patterson
4
⭐ 5.1
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Steve Tompkins
5
⭐ 5.4
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Steve Tompkins
6
⭐ 5.5
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
🎬 Jon Cryer ✍️ Nathan Chetty
7
⭐ 5.1
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Vallely
8
⭐ 5.5
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Vallely
9
⭐ 5.5
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Saladin K. Patterson
10
⭐ 5.3
Here I Come, Pants!
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Chuck Lorre
11
⭐ 5.0
For Whom the Booty Calls
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Vallely
12
⭐ 5.3
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jeff Lowell
13
⭐ 5.1
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Steve Tompkins
14
⭐ 5.4
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Tim Kelleher
15
⭐ 4.3
Of Course He's Dead (1)
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson
16
⭐ 4.9
Of Course He's Dead (2)
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
🎬 James Widdoes ✍️ Jim Patterson