Season 3
🎬 22 Episodes 📅 2006 ⏱ 24 min Ended ✅
When Ned's best friend Moze announces she's moving away, his carefully documented survival guide can't prepare him for losing someone irreplaceable. In a heartfelt departure from typical middle school chaos, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide becomes a touching tribute to friendship, as Ned and Cookie orchestrate an unforgettable celebration that reminds everyone what truly matters. Through humor and genuine emotion, this story proves that the real guide to surviving school isn't about conquering challenges—it's about the people standing beside you when life changes.
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📊 Season Stats
22
Episodes
2006
Year
24
min / ep
8.8
Watch Hours
3/3
Season No.
Ended ✅
Status
🎬 Episodes 22 episodes
1
Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball
New Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo.
Dodgeball: Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer and his ‘secret weapon’ in a dodgeball game, and he must …
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Scott Fellows
2
Guide to: Reading & Principals
Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It’s up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement, or VP Crubbs will get the job.
🎬 Jonathan Judge ✍️ Lazar Saric
3
Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
A new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like being popular; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular.
Ned becomes stressed that Suzie has another boyfriend; Moze becomes s…
🎬 David Kendall ✍️ Scott Fellows
4
Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play
Ned, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze and all the other girls are forced to wait to use the bathroom; Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn Kwong and must avoid her.
The school puts on a production of Romeo and…
🎬 Joe Menendez ✍️ Scott Fellows
5
Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies
The kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall.
Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf, Moze is a ghost, and Gordy is a zombie.
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Scott Fellows
6
Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found
Ned draws an abstract piece of art, which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady', leading to a cause célèbre; Moze tries photography and creates photos of other people's personal moments; Cookie gets 6th graders to make him keybowls.
Ned finds a pair of Carmelo Anthony signed sneakers that he wants t…
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Ben Montanio
7
Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment
Ned becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending too much time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong as a social studies partner.
Ned is subject to forms of embarrassment such as tooting, burping, and the water fountain squirting on his pants; Moze tries t…
🎬 Joe Menendez ✍️ Scott Fellows
8
Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days
Ned tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that says "I love you", but the bus driver is distressed over his own recent break-up; Moze tries to get a seat next to Faymen on the bus; Cookie must try to get to school after he misses the bus, or rather, the bus misse…
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Rick Groel
9
Guide to: Revenge & School Records
Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants revenge on Moze and the Wolf volleyball team.
School Records: Ned wants to beat the hallway speed record, he runs into …
🎬 David Kendall ✍️ Lazar Saric
10
Guide to: The Library & Volunteering
The Library: Ned and Cookie must solve the mystery of their missing library books; Moze "befriends" a girl in order to get a book she needs for a book report.
Volunteering: Ned volunteers at a nursing home and shows an old lady around Polk; Moze volunteers to clean up the school back entrance with …
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Lazar Saric
11
Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving
Hallway: Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook, which leads the students believing that they can get away with anything in the halls; Moze tries to use hallway time to talk to Faymen; Cookie becomes the hallway traffic reporter. Friends Moving: Ned becomes conce…
🎬 Dan Coffie ✍️ Scott Fellows
12
Guide to: Boys & Girls
Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket covered in 33 cellphones in attempt to win a Mustang Convertible from a local radio station.Woodshop: Ned and Cookie blow up …
🎬 Chip Fields ✍️ Rick Groel
13
Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop
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🎬 David Kendall ✍️ Scott Fellows
14
Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit
Getting Organized: Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze and Cookie's favorite snack has been replaced by Powdered Mini Donuts in the vending machine, and they need to work together to get their favorite snack back. Extra Credit: …
🎬 Dan Coffie ✍️ Scott Fellows
15
Guide to: Fundraising & Competition
Ned and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell for school fundraising; Moze cannot seem to sell her last chocolate bar.
Ned teams up with Missy to battle Loomer in a Social Studies competition; Moze must find a new rival now that Suz…
🎬 Fred Savage ✍️ Lazar Saric
16
Guide to: Making New Friends & Positives and Negatives
Making New Friends: Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel.
Positives and Negatives: Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school, Moze finds out Faymen's kisses lack spark and Cookie tries to zap Loomer with static elec…
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Scott Fellows
17
Guide to: Money & Parties
The trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work off to pay her back; Moze gets her money from hard work; Cookie tries to get money from entertainment.
Ned goes to Seth's party with Missy and tries to ditch her when Suzie unexpectedly shows up; Moze …
🎬 Marcus Wagner ✍️ Scott Fellows
18
Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper
Guide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper is an episode of the Nickelodeon television series Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.
🎬 David Kendall ✍️ Lazar Saric
19
Guide to: Health & Jealousy
Ned suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throws it out the window and buries it, and Cookie thinks that it was Faymen; Cookie also is suffering from mood swings.
Ned and Moze pretend to date to free Ned from Missy's jealous rage; Seth, Faymen an…
🎬 Lazar Saric ✍️ Rick Groel
20
Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else
Ned studies for three tests on the same day with the help of the school's geeks and becomes a geek himself in the process; Moze takes a test to see if Ned or Faymen is right for her and Faymen gets all perfect scores and Ned as a geek gets all zeroes; Cookie gives Evelyn Kwong a "test" to prove that…
🎬 Gary Stella ✍️ Scott Fellows
21
Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, & Weasels
On a museum field trip, Ned, Moze, and Cookie sneak in despite being banned by Vice-Principal Crubbs after forging a permission slip. Ned tries to avoid Crubbs while spending time with Suzie; Moze searches for the Wild Boy as Loomer pursues her; and Cookie adopts the “Steel Eagle” persona to impress…
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Scott Fellows
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22
Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2)
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🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Scott Fellows