Season 1
🎬 13 Episodes 📅 2004 ⏱ 24 min
When Ned's best friend Moze announces she's moving away, his carefully documented survival guide can't prepare him for losing someone irreplaceable. In a heartfelt departure from typical middle school chaos, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide becomes a touching tribute to friendship, as Ned and Cookie orchestrate an unforgettable celebration that reminds everyone what truly matters. Through humor and genuine emotion, this story proves that the real guide to surviving school isn't about conquering challenges—it's about the people standing beside you when life changes.
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📊 Season Stats
13
Episodes
2004
Year
24
min / ep
5.2
Watch Hours
1/3
Season No.
🎬 Episodes 13 episodes
1
Guide to: The First Day & Lockers
First Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from the guys for once.
Lockers: When Ned's new locker neighbor gives him a bad rep, he searches for a new locker. Moze tries to use her locker to make new friends that ar…
🎬 David Kendall ✍️ Scott Fellows
2
Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it.
Project Partners: Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies. Ned and Cookie's baby is kidnapped.
🎬 Paul Hoen ✍️ Scott Fellows
3
Guide to: Detention & Teachers
Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math who she devises a plan with so the class with listen after it has gone crazy. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward he…
🎬 Jonathan Winfrey ✍️ Lazar Saric
4
Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce.
Tryouts: Ned tries to ascend to the basketb…
🎬 Fred Savage ✍️ Scott Fellows
5
Guide to: Crushes & Dances
Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance.
Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance wi…
🎬 Adam Weissman ✍️ Mike Preister
6
Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees
Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record in tact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. Not succeding, Moze must make her spe…
🎬 Adam Weissman ✍️ Joe Fallon
7
Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored "atomic flush" is true, and Ned develops a plan for it.
Photo Day: It's Photo Day at James Polk. Ned gives Moze a crash course on how to take a good…
🎬 Fred Savage ✍️ Lazar Saric
8
Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vo…
🎬 Jonathan Winfrey ✍️ Scott Fellows
9
Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back in the lab.
Backpack: Ned needs a new backpack after his breaks so he goes to Backpack Boy for help. Moze loses her backpack…
🎬 Fred Savage ✍️ Mike Preister
10
Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie finds joy in forging notes, but danger comes when he leads the teachers to the forgers "domain".
Best Friends: Moze continues her search for a n…
🎬 Paul Hoen ✍️ Scott Fellows
11
Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie.
Gym: Moze and Ned spar in martial arts and Ned gets thrown for a loop. So now Ned practi…
🎬 Joe Menendez ✍️ Scott Fellows
12
Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
Cheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze develops a plan to get Bitsy in trouble. Cookie develops a system for studying and is accused of cheating which leads him to take his test without any tools, proving a point to the teacher.
Bullies:…
🎬 Chip Fields ✍️ Mike Preister
13
Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus
Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and she accepts. The only problem is Ned can't go to the party because he, Cookie, and Moze are trapped in Gordy's extra supply locker.
Late Bus: When bus…
🎬 Fred Savage ✍️ Joe Fallon