Season 2
🎬 20 Episodes 📅 2005 ⏱ 24 min
When Ned's best friend Moze announces she's moving away, his carefully documented survival guide can't prepare him for losing someone irreplaceable. In a heartfelt departure from typical middle school chaos, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide becomes a touching tribute to friendship, as Ned and Cookie orchestrate an unforgettable celebration that reminds everyone what truly matters. Through humor and genuine emotion, this story proves that the real guide to surviving school isn't about conquering challenges—it's about the people standing beside you when life changes.
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📊 Season Stats
20
Episodes
2005
Year
24
min / ep
8
Watch Hours
2/3
Season No.
🎬 Episodes 20 episodes
1
Guide to: New Semester & Electives
New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his "new semester list", but first he enlists Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer. By breaking them up Ned would have Suzie. Meanwhile, Cookie starts the new semester with a new super cool look and becomes a bully. Electiv…
🎬 Paul Hoen ✍️ Scott Fellows
2
Guide to: Pep Rallies & Lunch
Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt! Together they realize the true meaning of pep rallies isn't about cheerleaders and jocks, but it can be about getting y…
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Mike Preister
3
Guide to: School Clubs & Video Projects
Video Projects - Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting way too cool and not himself.
School Clubs - Ned tries to stop Missy's Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking …
🎬 Joe Menendez ✍️ Scott Fellows
4
Guide to: Notebooks & Math
Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook.
Math: Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class, but they soon realize that Ned isn't doing any work. Moze is faced with …
🎬 Paul Hoen ✍️ Mike Preister
5
Guide to: Vice Principals & Mondays
A series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three take the investigation into their own hands, CSI-style.
Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Go…
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Scott Fellows
6
Guide to: Your Body & Procrastination
Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to Loomer that they'd have a weight lifting competition. Cookie tries to become overprotective so Loomer won't hurt him.
Procrast…
🎬 Joe Menendez ✍️ Rick Groel
7
Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen
Upperclassmen: Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze likes an upperclassman.
Gross Biology Dissection: Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology dissection project.
🎬 David Kendall ✍️ Scott Fellows
8
Guide to: Dares & Bad Habits
Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets three girls she suspects are robots; Cookie competes with Loomer to be the "King of Dares".
Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everyone; Moze tries to fix her habit of trash-talking; Cookie tries t…
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Lazar Saric
9
Guide to: Substitute Teachers & The New Kid
Substitute Teachers:Ned helps Mr. Weiner, a favorite substitute from Elementary School get in touch with his middle school side. Cookie poses as a substitute teacher. Moze becomes bad-girl material and misbehaves to the new science substitutes.
The New Kid: Ned tries to help a new kid, Bernice, a…
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Scott Fellows
10
Guide to: Valentine's Day & School Websites
School Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website.
Valentine’s Day: Ned sends Suzie a rose. Cookie sends himself multiple rose to try to be the hottest kid in school, and Moze becomes the hottest girl in school.
🎬 Paul Hoen ✍️ Scott Fellows
11
Guide to: Shyness & Nicknames
Nicknames: Ned tries to create a new, cool nickname for himself by doing wild stunts but ends up injuring himself in the end, while Moze decides she no longer likes her nickname (Moze) and tries to have her friends simply call her "Jennifer." Cookie invents a nicknaming machine that Loomer quickly s…
🎬 Bethany Rooney ✍️ Rick Groel
12
Guide to: Asking Someone Out & Recycling
Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him.
Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze compete to win a mountain bike in a recycling contest. Everything they collect is stolen, but Cookies idea of glueing bottles together ends up in him having it bought by an ar…
🎬 Joe Menendez ✍️ Scott Fellows
13
Guide to: April Fools Day & Excuses
April Fools Day: Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up with Seth, but he thinks it's a prank.
Excuses: When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse.
🎬 Savage Steve Holland ✍️ Scott Fellows
14
Guide to: Secrets & School Car Wash
School Car Wash: The boys and the girls compete in the school fundraiser to see who can wash more cars. The boys team wants a hot tub, but the girls want to use the money more wisely. The boys, mainly Loomer, have bigger concerns than winning, while the girls band together to win.
Secrets: Ned and …
🎬 David Kendall ✍️ Lazar Saric
15
Guide to: Spirit Week & Clothes
Spirit Week: The King and Queen of Spirit are destined to go out; always! And Suzie wins the girls side with ease, to continue the family tradition of being spirit week queen. Knowing this, Ned gets in a battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. Cookie and Moze get stuck with the spirit stick …
🎬 Adam Weissman ✍️ Eddie Guzelian
16
Guide to: Yearbook & Career Week
Yearbook: Ned tries to win “Best Smile” in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever. Cookie tries hacks into the yearbook and makes some changes.
Career Week: Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned isn't interested. Cookie decides he wants to be …
🎬 Dan Coffie ✍️ Gene Grillo
17
Guide to: Music Class & Class Clown
Music Class: Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head in Music Appreciation and can't get it out.
Class Clown: When the Class Clown moves to Cleveland, Ned, Cookie, and Moze do an all out…
🎬 Joe Menendez ✍️ Scott Fellows
18
Guide to: Failing & Tutors
Failing: Ned is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade. Moze gets her first "F" ever and panics, doing everything she can to plan more study time, including quitting volleyball and not wahing her hair. Cookie tries to fail tests on purpose to avoid advancing to Hig…
🎬 Chip Fields ✍️ Rick Groel
19
Guide to: Science Fair & Study Hall
Ned enlists Moze's help to win a ribbon in the science fair; Cookie attempts to impress Vanessa and her grandmother.
Ned tries to study for a test, but he is constantly distracted; Moze gets injured and must wear a traction device, which makes nobody want to talk to her; Cookie tries to sneak out o…
🎬 Joe Menendez ✍️ Scott Fellows
20
Guide to: Double Dating & The Last Day
Double Dating: For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman. Cookie meanwhile is asked by Lisa and says yes. Soon after Vanessa says yes, so Cookie must take Lisa and Vanessa to the dance and keep them separated.The Last Day: Ned and Moze try to…
🎬 Fred Savage ✍️ Scott Fellows