Season 7
🎬 16 Episodes 📅 2008 ⏱ 21 min
When a seemingly ordinary day spirals into absolute chaos, the Griffin household descends into their signature brand of hilarious mayhem in this sharp installment of Family Guy. Peter's misguided decision sets off a domino effect of disasters that only a talking dog and a sadistic toddler could properly navigate, while Lois desperately tries to maintain some semblance of sanity. What unfolds is a rapid-fire journey through absurdity that captures the heart beneath the irreverent humor, reminding us why this dysfunctional bunch keeps viewers coming back for more.
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📊 Season Stats
16
Episodes
2008
Year
21
min / ep
5.6
Watch Hours
7/24
Season No.
⭐ 7.5
Best Episode
Ep. 3 · Road to Germany
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🎬 Episodes 16 episodes
1
⭐ 6.1
Love Blactually
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.
🎬 Cyndi Tang ✍️ Mike Henry
2
⭐ 7.1
I Dream of Jesus
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his …
🎬 Mike Kim ✍️ Brian Scully
3
⭐ 7.5
Road to Germany
Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.
🎬 Greg Colton ✍️ Patrick Meighan
4
⭐ 6.9
Baby Not On Board
Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.
🎬 Julius Wu ✍️ Mark Hentemann
5
⭐ 7.3
The Man with Two Brians
Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.
🎬 Dominic Bianchi ✍️ John Viener
6
⭐ 6.8
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.
🎬 Jerry Langford ✍️ Alex Carter
7
⭐ 7.3
Ocean's Three and a Half
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then pl…
🎬 John Holmquist ✍️ Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
8
⭐ 6.7
Family Gay
After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected with turns him gay, which later results in him leaving Lois for another man. Although the family is crushed, they quickly…
🎬 Brian Iles ✍️ Richard Appel
9
⭐ 6.5
The Juice Is Loose
Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
🎬 Cyndi Tang ✍️ Andrew Goldberg
10
⭐ 6.9
FOX-y Lady
Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Matt Fleckenstein
11
⭐ 7.2
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.
🎬 Greg Colton ✍️ Danny Smith
12
⭐ 7.2
420
Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.
🎬 Julius Wu ✍️ Patrick Meighan
13
⭐ 7.1
Stew-Roids
Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subsi…
🎬 Jerry Langford ✍️ Alec Sulkin
14
⭐ 7.1
We Love You, Conrad
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing li…
🎬 John Holmquist ✍️ Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
15
⭐ 7.2
Three Kings
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "n…
🎬 Dominic Bianchi ✍️ Alec Sulkin
16
⭐ 6.7
Peter's Progress
Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.
🎬 Brian Iles ✍️ Wellesley Wild