Season 3
🎬 22 Episodes 📅 2001 ⏱ 21 min
When a seemingly ordinary day spirals into absolute chaos, the Griffin household descends into their signature brand of hilarious mayhem in this sharp installment of Family Guy. Peter's misguided decision sets off a domino effect of disasters that only a talking dog and a sadistic toddler could properly navigate, while Lois desperately tries to maintain some semblance of sanity. What unfolds is a rapid-fire journey through absurdity that captures the heart beneath the irreverent humor, reminding us why this dysfunctional bunch keeps viewers coming back for more.
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📊 Season Stats
22
Episodes
2001
Year
21
min / ep
7.7
Watch Hours
3/24
Season No.
⭐ 7.4
Best Episode
Ep. 6 · Death Lives
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🎬 Episodes 22 episodes
1
⭐ 7.3
The Thin White Line (1)
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
🎬 Glen Hill ✍️ Steve Callaghan
2
⭐ 7.2
Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
🎬 Gavin Dell ✍️ Gary Janetti
3
⭐ 6.8
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
🎬 Brian Hogan ✍️ Ricky Blitt
4
⭐ 6.5
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old…
🎬 Dan Povenmire ✍️ Jim Bernstein
5
⭐ 7.1
And the Wiener Is...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
🎬 Bert Ring ✍️ Matt Weitzman
6
⭐ 7.4
Death Lives
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
🎬 Rob Renzetti ✍️ Mike Henry
7
⭐ 7.0
Lethal Weapons
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Chris Sheridan
8
⭐ 6.4
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Mark Hentemann
9
⭐ 6.9
Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Steve Callaghan
10
⭐ 6.4
Fish Out of Water
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Alex Borstein
11
⭐ 7.4
Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ David Collard
12
⭐ 7.3
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Steve Callaghan
13
⭐ 6.8
Screwed the Pooch
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ David Collard
14
⭐ 7.0
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family geneal…
🎬 Scott Wood ✍️ Matt Weitzman
15
⭐ 7.0
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Mean…
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Alex Barnow
16
⭐ 6.5
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Danny Smith
17
⭐ 7.0
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Ali Adler
18
⭐ 7.0
From Method to Madness
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
🎬 Bert Ring ✍️ Matt Weitzman
19
⭐ 7.0
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
🎬 Michael Dante DiMartino ✍️ Mark Hentemann
20
⭐ 7.2
Road to Europe
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
🎬 Dan Povenmire ✍️ Daniel Palladino
21
⭐ 7.1
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
🎬 Pete Michels ✍️ Seth MacFarlane
22
⭐ 6.7
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.
🎬 Dan Povenmire ✍️ Ricky Blitt