Season 7
🎬 22 Episodes 📅 2005 ⏱ 22 min Ended ✅
A brilliant teenager's meticulously planned day crumbles when his chaotic family decides to take a spontaneous road trip. Malcolm in the Middle captures the raw, unfiltered chaos of adolescence when intelligence meets dysfunction at every turn. As the gifted young man tries desperately to maintain control amid the madness surrounding him, he discovers that sometimes survival itself is the greatest achievement. The heartfelt comedy reveals that even in a world of complete disorder, family bonds remain the one thing worth fighting for.
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22
Episodes
2005
Year
22
min / ep
8.1
Watch Hours
7/7
Season No.
⭐ 8.4
Best Episode
Ep. 22 · Graduation
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🎬 Episodes 22 episodes
1
⭐ 7.6
Burning Man
The family attends the counterculture Burning Man festival in the desert.
🎬 Peter Lauer ✍️ Michael Glouberman
2
⭐ 7.2
Health Insurance
When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.
🎬 Steve Welch ✍️ Rob Ulin
3
⭐ 7.1
Reese vs. Stevie
When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.
🎬 Linwood Boomer ✍️ Alex Reid
4
⭐ 7.8
Halloween
Reese and Malcolm try to perform the ultimate Halloween prank.
🎬 David D'Ovidio ✍️ Andy Bobrow
5
⭐ 7.6
Jessica Stays Over
When Jessica goes through some family troubles, Lois agrees to let her stay at the house, making the boys crazy.
🎬 Alex Reid ✍️ Matthew Carlson
6
⭐ 7.0
Secret Boyfriend
When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm realizes that she's just embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwh…
🎬 Peter Lauer ✍️ Gary Murphy
7
⭐ 7.5
Blackout
Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, and the power goes out in the house. Meanwhile, it's Lois who's in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner in favor of a Reese-cooked meal at home. And Malcolm ends up in hot water after he sneaks three Dutch girls into the …
🎬 Steve Welch ✍️ Eric Kaplan
8
⭐ 6.5
Army Buddy
When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts. A former female army buddy of Reese's comes to their house for a visit. But she gets defensive when Reese thinks they are way more than just fr…
🎬 Peter Lauer ✍️ Neil Thompson
9
⭐ 7.2
Malcolm Defends Reese
Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Reese starts getting picked on by the teacher when he and Malcolm are in the same class. However, Malcolm decides to defend him.
🎬 Bryan Cranston ✍️ Matthew Carlson
10
⭐ 6.9
Malcolm's Money
Malcolm receives a check for $10,000. After Hal and Lois find out, they decide to keep the money and spend it on something for themselves. However, when Dewey overhears this, he wants to get in on it, too. Now, they'll have to find a way to pay Malcolm back.
🎬 Steve Love ✍️ Michael Glouberman
11
⭐ 6.9
Bride of Ida (1)
Lois, Hal, and Dewey go out of town for a piano competition, so they get Ida to watch over Malcolm and Reese while they're gone. Since Ida thinks Reese needs to become a man, she comes up with a competition for Malcolm and Reese, and if Reese wins, he can take Raduca as his bride. Now, when Lois and…
🎬 Linwood Boomer ✍️ Rob Ulin
12
⭐ 6.9
College Recruiters (2)
A broke Francis gets talked into getting a real job by Dewey, but one of Francis' rocker friends decides to offer him the position of tour manager of his band instead. Back home, Hal takes over the college recruiters, which Malcolm refuses to meet with, and treats each one as a suitor. However, Hal'…
🎬 Peter Lauer ✍️ Jay Kogen
13
⭐ 7.4
Mono
Lois discovers she has mono after a visit to the doctor. She then ends up giving it to Malcolm after her maternal instincts begin. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend an entire day and night together in the same room. Hal, meanwhile, is invited to all of his neighbors' parties aft…
🎬 David D'Ovidio ✍️ Andy Bobrow
14
⭐ 7.0
Hal Grieves
Hal learns that his father has passed away, but sheds no tears and passes it off as nothing since he never knew him. So, to make sure nothing like that happens again, he lets the boys do whatever they want by letting them miss school and even offering to buy Malcolm a new car, until Lois puts a stop…
🎬 Christopher Masterson ✍️ Eric Kaplan
15
⭐ 7.1
A.A.
Francis receives a visit from Lois and Hal to celebrate his one-year anniversary of sobriety. However, when they attend one of his A.A. meetings, it's revealed that it was Lois who forced him to start drinking. Back home, Dewey finds Hal's spare key for his car and tries to get Malcolm and Reese to …
🎬 Steve Welch ✍️ Alan J. Higgins
16
⭐ 8.2
Lois Strikes Back
When four popular high school girls play an evil prank on Reese by pretending he has a secret admirer and then dropping a pig off at his front door, Lois comes to his rescue. She plots her revenge on the four unsuspecting girls and wreaks havoc on their adolescent lives. Meanwhile, Hal realizes Lois…
🎬 Alex Reid ✍️ Gary Murphy
17
⭐ 6.8
Hal's Dentist
Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he looses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship becomes in jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them. Reese, meanwhile, teaches Lois how to ride a bike, while Malcolm and Dewey find sleeping …
🎬 Steve Love ✍️ Jay Kogen
18
⭐ 7.7
Bomb Shelter
Malcolm joins a local dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he'll need a partner who can step it up. Dick, a rival student in the class who takes dancing a bit too seriously, challenges Malcolm to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Hal discovers …
🎬 Matthew Carlson ✍️ Rob Ulin
19
⭐ 7.2
Stevie in the Hospital
When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, back home, Hal gets highly competitive about his new remote control boat, while Lois thinks she's going insane.
🎬 Steve Welch ✍️ David Ihlenfeld
20
⭐ 7.0
Cattle Court
Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. At first, he goes along with her political talk, but she catches him with a pork chop. So, to get Carrie back, he sets free all the cows at the meat plant. Malcolm, meanwhile, tries to fool Lois in order to atten…
🎬 Peter Lauer ✍️ Michael Glouberman
21
⭐ 7.5
Morp
For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school, while Malcolm aligns with the unpopular kids to form an anti-prom they call "Morp." Unfortunately, while Malcolm and his friends protest the offic…
🎬 David D'Ovidio ✍️ Gary Murphy
22
⭐ 8.4
Graduation
Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese does everything he can to get a permanent job as a h…
🎬 Linwood Boomer ✍️ Michael Glouberman