Season 3
🎬 23 Episodes 📅 1991 ⏱ 23 min
What starts as an ordinary conversation between friends at a New York café spirals into an absurd debate that nobody can win in Seinfeld. As egos clash and stubbornness takes over, the group finds themselves trapped in a ridiculous situation that grows more ridiculous with every passing minute. In true form, what seemed like nothing becomes everything, leaving them all stranded in the wreckage of a completely pointless argument.
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📊 Season Stats
23
Episodes
1991
Year
23
min / ep
8.8
Watch Hours
3/9
Season No.
⭐ 8.5
Best Episode
Ep. 19 · The Limo
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🎬 Episodes 23 episodes
1
⭐ 7.1
The Note
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
2
⭐ 7.6
The Truth
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
🎬 David Steinberg ✍️ Elaine Pope
3
⭐ 7.7
The Pen
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
4
⭐ 7.1
The Dog
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
5
⭐ 8.2
The Library
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
🎬 Joshua White ✍️ Larry Charles
6
⭐ 8.2
The Parking Garage
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
7
⭐ 7.7
The Cafe
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Tom Leopold
8
⭐ 8.4
The Tape
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
🎬 David Steinberg ✍️ Don McEnery
9
⭐ 7.6
The Nose Job
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Peter Mehlman
10
⭐ 7.5
The Stranded
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
11
⭐ 7.7
The Alternate Side
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Bill Masters
12
⭐ 7.9
The Red Dot
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
13
⭐ 7.8
The Subway
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry Charles
14
⭐ 8.0
The Pez Dispenser
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
15
⭐ 7.5
The Suicide
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Tom Leopold
16
⭐ 8.2
The Fix-Up
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry Charles
17
⭐ 8.1
The Boyfriend (1)
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
18
⭐ 7.6
The Boyfriend (2)
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
19
⭐ 8.5
The Limo
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry Charles
20
⭐ 7.4
The Good Samaritan
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
🎬 Jason Alexander ✍️ Peter Mehlman
21
⭐ 7.5
The Letter
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry David
22
⭐ 7.8
The Parking Space
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Greg Daniels
23
⭐ 8.0
The Keys
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.
🎬 Tom Cherones ✍️ Larry Charles